So, one day, not too long ago, I found myself in a new Audi with Togolese plates and leather seats riding along on a Beninese highway with a Nigerian businessman named Henry. It’s certainly not every day that I hitchhike, but the pickin’s were slim when it came to bush taxis that day, and I didn’t really want to haggle, anyway. Besides, the fact that he stopped for a guy like me – who in the States would’ve looked a prime candidate for hippie, drunk, or hobo – and he had a nice, air conditioned new car, gave me faith.
As we started up again, Enya was playing on the CD player. After a time of quiet, he put on Mel McDaniel’s greatest hits (or something like that, which I heard recently again in the grocery store in Bohicon). He told me he had a friend in Oklahoma.
We talked about Nigeria, why Peace Corps volunteers aren’t allowed to go there, and how even Henry gets hassled for bribes on the highway from Cotonou to Lagos. We discussed Nigerian con men, why I should avoid them, and yes, I promise, I will avoid the e-mail scams. “Perhaps 10 percent of them are true,” says Henry. Perhaps. “But, my advice, don’t pay attention to them.”
We talked about Henry’s current course of study (economics, I think) and his desire to get a postgraduate degree. We talked about my own post-graduate ambitions, compared notes.
In the end, meeting Henry changed my thoughts on Nigerians. I’d never met one before, but I had the impression that they were, universally, fraudsters. Now, I know at least one who I’m pretty sure – I like to hope, anyway – is on the up-and-up.
In the end, he dropped me off at a big roundabout where I could catch my “connecting” bush taxi. Because hitchhiking’s not only illegal but almost considered immoral in the US – you wouldn’t tell your mom about it, would you? – I’d only done it once before that I can recall, and that was because I was on a two-lane Arizona desert highway in summer with a bunch of friends and a broken-down van. This time, I simply didn’t know what to do. I probably should’ve offered him a mille – enough to buy a beer or two – but, then, he’d just spent about 20 mille (about 20 percent of my monthly allowance) on gas. I thanked him, awkwardly closed the door, and walked away with a slightly improved idea of Nigerians and a momentarily softened attitude towards humanity.